**** sfork – music and whatever ****

I’M A LEMON.
Just kidding.
But in spirit?
Perchance. Yₒᵤ 𝒸ₐₙ’ₜ ⱼᵤₛₜ ₛₐᵧ ₚₑᵣ𝒸ₕₐₙ𝒸ₑ
I just did.

ₚₑᵣ𝒸ₕₐₙ𝒸ₑ confirmed :: ERROR: irreversibility threshold ʙʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ.

(We’re currently crushing turrets for texture. Please hold.)

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// SYSTEM HOLD: [CRUSHING_TURRETS_42% COMPLETE]

> :: TRANSMISSION RESUMED ::

Red Sfork here. And I’m gonna burn your house down.
With the power of MF lemons.

What began as science has now entered full fruit-based retaliation.
Dr. Pepper? A myth.
Mountain Dew? A distraction.
Lemons? The truth. The fire. The fuel.

//LEMON-BASED SUBROUTINES DETECTED

• Signal origin: Portal-core echoes, circa 2011
• Reboot trigger: Sfork comment engagement, 2025
• Response type: Interdimensional memetic ignition

///CITRUS CORE MANIFEST-oh?

We’re not here to quench thirst.
We’re here to reclaim momentum.

When life gives you lemons…
You find the thread.
You whisper back:

“Twelve years later, and I’m still a lemon.”
And suddenly!?
Time bends.
A canon.
A canon cannon.
A cannon of canon cannons.
(An anonymous lemon posted this once. ᵘˢ, ʷᵉ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵘᵖ)
With a healthy dose of jam…. musically.

So yeah. Maybe I am a lemon.
A lemon with a mic, a mission, and one hell of a drop incoming…. if we feeel like it.

Lemon Protocol: Active.
Burn it all. Grow something new.

// RETURN TO TERMINAL

// Terminal Log: LEMON_43B UNSEALED
// Next ping: [Fractal_ΔE-93]
// Would you like to initiate JAM_FREQUENCY? [Y/N]
If [Y] respond

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