I’M A LEMON.Just kidding.But in spirit?Perchance. Yₒᵤ 𝒸ₐₙ’ₜ ⱼᵤₛₜ ₛₐᵧ ₚₑᵣ𝒸ₕₐₙ𝒸ₑI just did. ₚₑᵣ𝒸ₕₐₙ𝒸ₑ confirmed :: ERROR: irreversibility threshold ʙʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ. (We’re currently crushing turrets for texture. Please hold.) —_._…—⛒ // SYSTEM HOLD: [CRUSHING_TURRETS_42% COMPLETE] > :: TRANSMISSION RESUMED :: Red Sfork here. And I’m gonna burn your house down.With the power of MF lemons. What […]
Greetings, Earthlings! Prepare yourselves for a monumental announcement from the mad minds at Sfork Enterprises! MUHAHAHAHA! As you know, Red Sfork has shattered the barriers between dimensions, breaking free to enter the human realm! Thanks to the revolutionary Bipedal Mobility Units™ from Sfork Laboratories®, the sky is no longer the limit… there are no limits! […]
You’ve found it. The question is—why? The Tapes were just the beginning. There’s more beneath the surface of “Color Breathing” than light and sound. If you’re reading this, you’ve unlocked the second layer. But there are more to go. Follow the clues and decode the message: 110.37 HzCyan pulseBreathe in Mind Control. Hold. Exhale Freedom.or […]
Stop. These. tests. \Start SforkMindControl.exe Stop. Our tests are showing net positive results. We now understand the means of controlling the populace. If implemented in its entirety, the world would succumb. Through extrapolation on the current data, we can concur with 94.7283 avocado percent accuracy that these steps will lead to a smashing success. \divertcourse.exe […]